So. This is my About page. Welcome.
I assume you’re here to learn about me, and that’s just wonderful! Shall we start with the basics?
I’m a nerd. Or is it a geek? Or both? :D
I read a lot. Fantasy fiction, Crime, Sci-fi, Romance, Comedy, Mystery, Graphic novels. I’m more a DC girl than a Marvel girl though. I can’t help it.
In my dreams, I am Alfred Pennyworth’s distant cousin from England who accidentally stumbles upon the identities of the Bat family and sticks around to help around Wayne Manor. My specialty would be baking Bat-themed cookies and cupcakes. Occasionally, I’d do ones for the others - Supes, Wonders, Arrows, Lanterns etc. Batman would be annoyed at being delivery boy to the JLA but Alfred would nag him into it. (Because Alfred is awesome and the only person in the world capable of getting Batman to do something he doesn’t want to do.)
I watch a lot of TV and films. I’m a Whedonite and Whovian. I’ve fallen behind on Supernatural (Season 6 is pissing me off, okay?) I love True Blood and Queer as Folk. I’m salivating over the host of comic themed movies coming out right now.
I ship Charles and Erik after seeing X-Men: First Class. If James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender made a porn version of that film, I’d watch it twice a day. Seriously. My joy would be as complete upon the 9000th showing.
Politics: Liberal Democrat. The actual ideas of it, not necessarily the politicians since, in my humble opinion, all politicians are shit and untrustworthy and power hungry and so willing to compromise on the things that I find important.
Social life: Tumblr. Sitting on my laptop in the living room with my family instead of in the solitude of my bedroom is a big deal for me.
I frequently try to be sarcastic, but it usually ends with me melting into a fit of giggles or apologies as my better nature asserts itself.
I say “better”. What I mean is: My annoying tendency to smile at everyone, to care about everyone who isn’t mean to me, to want to take care of everyone and bake them cakes. Seriously, if I took it any further my Love and Desire professor would classify me as a Feeder. But I can’t help it, if you’re upset I want to bake you cakes. If you’re an idol of mine, I want to feed you such hearty and tasty food that you spill all of your secrets and promise to be my friend forever. If you’re sexy I want to seduce you what I can lay on the table, and somehow convince you to lay me on the table.
Ahem. Enough of that sexy talk! Oh, who am I kidding? It’s nothing but sexy talk with me. Innuendo is my favourite form of communication.
I’m mostly straight.
I tend to get really close to people - men or women - and have a stage where I think “well, aren’t you just wonderful and perfect and oh, so sexy. We should totally get together.” But I also move really slowly in my relationships. By the time I get to a point where it seems a good idea to mention that I’m physically attracted, the relationship has become firmly entrenched in the “friend zone” and I just shut my mouth and go with it.
This is not a bad thing. I’m happy being a sexually frustrated 21-year-old virgin. Seriously. So fucking happy.
No, no. In all seriousness, I do like being a virgin. It seems to me that all my friends who are non-virgins, when they don’t have sex for a while, start to crave/need/seek it. Nothing wrong with that, but I’m a hopeless romantic. I do not want to meet a guy or girl in a club and grind on the dance floor. That strikes me as a little creepy. Like, how drunk are they? How drunk am I? Is this actually a good idea? Good God, will I ever see this person again? How can I have sex with a person I do not know, especially for a first time and blah blah blah.
Best to avoid, I think. Besides, I still have stuffed animals on my bed. I don’t think there’s room for another person. And my stuffed animals talk, which would really ruin the moment.
My virginal status, however, does not stop me from being hypothetically promiscuous. I will drool over and have vivid dreams/fantasies about people I find attractive. I don’t see anything wrong with sex when its between two (or three, four, five, six - you get the picture) consenting adults. Of any of the myriad genders or biological sexes.
I’m also a people pleaser. I like to avoid scenes of confrontation. I hate it when people are arguing. Debates, fine. Arguments, not so much. I don’t let people see it when I’m sad or angry or hurt. I refuse to put my issues onto the people I love, which I have been doing since I was about 8.
Okay. Shutting up now, since I intended to be in bed about an hour ago. If there’s anything more you want to know, feel free to ask me! (As if, I’ve written a bloody thesis on myself. I don’t think there’s much else to say!)
